Best Quotes on Humor

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fade, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.

I love my daddy. My daddy is everything. I hope I can find a man that will treat me as good as my dad.

Marriage is when a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gets her masters degree.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.